The Ten Commandments

Set forth below is the HoopsHD  Ten Commandments of College Basketball.  Violations of these Commandments shall result in HoopsHD issuing a Show Cause penalty against the offending party, together with suffering from shame, disgrace, humiliation and the wrath of the Tall Man.

  1. Thy home teams shalt wear the light uniforms. Thy road teams shalt wear the dark.
  2. Thou shalt not look at instant replay for longer than thou can countest to 30.
  3. Cartoon characters, paint by number sets and colorful designs shalt not disgrace thy playing courts.
  4. Thy games shalt not be played upon the mighty ships of the seas.
  5. Thou shalt not engage in a contest against a foe of a lower division more than once per year.
  6. There is no Commandment #6.
  7. Thy scores and time shall always be upon the screen, with thy home team to the bottom or the right only.
  8. Thou shalt play a minimum of one game per season against thy natural, historical rivals.
  9. Thou shalt attempt to retain the services of Bill Walton to broadcast every game thou shalt play.
  10. Thou shalt REALLY not look at instant replay for longer than thou can countest to 30.

 

INFRACTIONS

-FLORIDA INTERNATIONAL – #3.  Has a court that looks utterly ridiculous.  This is their FIRST infraction.
-PURDUE – #1.  Wore black unis in home game against Louisville.  This is their FIRST infraction. (11/28)
-XAVIER – #1.  Wore dark gray unis in home game against Baylor.  this is their FIRST infraction. (11/28)
-OHIO STATE – #1. Wore red unis from the PK80 Invitational at home against Clemson. This is their FIRST infraction. (11/29)
-CLEMSON – #1. Wore white unis in road game at Ohio State. This is their FIRST infraction. (11/29)
-NC STATE – #1. Wore dark gray unis in home game against Penn State. This is their FIRST infraction. (11/29)
-PENN STATE – #1. Wore white unis in road game at NC State. This is their FIRST infraction. (11/29)
-XAVIER – #1.  Wore dark gray unis in a home game against Kent State.  This is their SECOND infraction (12/6)
-NORTHERN KENTUCKY – #3 and potentially #4. Has a court that shows a Norse ship on the ocean. The HoopsHD Infractions Committee will convene to discuss whether or not the court is in violation of the 3rd and 4th commandments.
-CINCINNATI – Same at Northern Kentucky, though perhaps worse because their school has nothing to do with Norse ships.
-WOFFORD – #1. Wore black unis in home game against Georgia Tech. This is their FIRST infraction.
-NORTHERN IOWA – #5.  Scheduled two games against div2 teams, and are an at-large candidate.  This is their FIRST infraction